Cutting

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I hate the word “cutting”. I also hate the word “dieting”. I would hate to admit that the French are right and that Americans no longer enjoy food but consume it for nutritional or psychological need alone. The French believe that you don’t need to think about proportions or calories. Just eat in moderation, walk more often, and take your time. I am assuming those French who are speaking are rich that have the time to spend in such a way. I hate the French (yes, yes, I’m part French too). But I want to be able to eat wholesome, simple food that tastes pretty good and helps me lose that 10% of bodyfat in the next 8 weeks. Wait a minute, did that sound like a goal?

Other obsessions: Do I need to buy “The Abs Diet” book that I do not need and is simply another distraction–why work out when you can read and plan? Or am I buying it to have a better sense of foods to buy and eat? Will it address my obsession of counting calories or can I swear that off too? I’ve always hated to count calories since I fail to record regularly and then lambast myself, “Ope, missed another meal, bucko!” How do I get exorcise demon? It’s an epiphany to read that I don’t need to count calories, that’s what The Abs Diet boys are promising. Maybe, I’ll need to plan meals and count calories for the week? Oh, but what happens when I forget the plan? I’m a mess.